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Posted by Angus B, Year 6 | Found in: Primary

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?

A: An egg


Q. what question can you never answer yes to?

A: are you asleep yet?


Q. There’s a one storey house where everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What colour are the stairs?

A: there are no stairs. It’s a one storey house.


Q. a man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or a hat but not a single hair on his head got wet. Why?

A: he was bald.


Q. I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

A: a barber.


Q. What can you keep after giving to someone?

A: Your word


Q. David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

A: David

Through death I am birthed, when I am hurt I am most loved, stained for a purpose, or not at all, I have neither a start nor finish, yet always begin and always end. What am i?

A: A book


Q. what word begins and ends with an e but only has one letter?

A: an envelope


Working in a mirror factory is totally something I can see myself doing :P