Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg
Q. what question can you never answer yes to?
A: are you asleep yet?
Q. There’s a one storey house where everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What colour are the stairs?
A: there are no stairs. It’s a one storey house.
Q. a man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or a hat but not a single hair on his head got wet. Why?
A: he was bald.
Q. I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A: a barber.
Q. What can you keep after giving to someone?
A: Your word
Q. David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Through death I am birthed, when I am hurt I am most loved, stained for a purpose, or not at all, I have neither a start nor finish, yet always begin and always end. What am i?
A: A book
Q. what word begins and ends with an e but only has one letter?
A: an envelope
Working in a mirror factory is totally something I can see myself doing :P